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      In the most ancient of days there was the void, and the void was empty as surely as there was nothing contained therein.  And the void was all that there was and all that there was, was contained therein and it was void.  Then ere long the void hiccupped, and therewith gave birth to Elgmar the oldest.  And Elgmar had the likeness of a man in body but his head was like that of a beast (a dogbeast).     And Elgmar stood in the midst of nothing and about Elgmar there was void.  Elgmar looked upon the void and saw that it was empty.  Then did Elgmar open his mighty maw and let forth a great many sneezes.  And from his face went forth snot